No, you are the first person to get it right.
im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions
(Source: killself)
Arlington National Cemetery
Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the last Monday of May. Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. Service Members who died while in the military service. First enacted by formerly enslaved African-Americans to honor Union soldiers of the American Civil War – it was extended after World War I to honor Americans who have died in all wars. (Wiki)
Your dad knew how to rage before you did and his friends are still afraid to give him whiskey because of it. At about half past tipsy, the quiet giant bear child awoke from his sober slumber and became a shit ripping, F5 party tornado. Blacked out and filled with mistakes, he went down in party history each night his alter ego was released. His actions became party folk lore, making him the Johnny Appleseed of getting gnar balls.
So hipsters, next time you’re recanting a tale of intoxicated past and bragging about how awesome you were the previous night, remember this…
Your dad is the patron saint partying and the reason the term “that guy” exists.
Today’s awesome dad photo submitted by kevinfergus of the tumblrverse.
This is one of the classics that made its way into the book. There are tons of new photos and post in it too. Check it out.
http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854
This corgi has a peg leg.
Hi everyone,
This is Ein’s momma. He broke his wrist today… poor thing is all drugged out. If he tried to write to you, you wouldn’t understand a word of it!
The doctor says he’s going to be OK, but he mumbled something earlier about his tumblr fans so I thought I’d better update you all. He loves you guys so much.
omg. poor ein baby!